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TarMucks: Cthulhu Corporate Coffee, Comic, & Cup

Created by Oneshi Press

Cthulhu wants you asleep. TarMucks keeps you awake. Cthulhu-themed coffee, cups, comics, and more inside! Prices include shipping in the US.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Final Hours + More Stretch Goals Unlocked!
almost 2 years ago – Thu, Jul 21, 2022 at 06:51:07 PM

Wow, TarMucks fam!

The past 24 hours have been a wild ride, full of new backers and amazing add-ons unlocked!

We wanted to make sure you've had a chance to see the coolness that's now available on the campaign, so here goes! 

Stretch Goals

At $7K, you unlocked…

A round, white enamel pin with the TarMucks Cthulhu logo in teal and silver, with text reading "TarMucks: Java Java Java" around the outer rim.

At $7.5K, you unlocked…

A framed 5x7" art print of Cthulhu with each of his body parts and features diagrammed. Text reads: "Cthulhu Concept Art unlocked as add-ons. 5x7" art print $10 USD. Everyone gets a digital copy!"

At $8K, you unlocked…

An 11 oz white ceramic mug with the TarMucks logo in teal, featuring Cthulhu with the text "TarMucks: Java Java Java"

And, at $9K, you're going to unlock

9x 2.5-oz packets of TarMucks: Get Java blend in white plastic packaging with the teal-and-white Cthulhu label. Text reads: "Add 9 TarMucks: Get Javas - $54"
9x 2.5-oz packets of "Cthulhu Is Hard to Caffeinate" decaf coffee in black plastic packaging with the an image of Cthulhu on the front. Text reads: "Add 9 Cthulhu Is Hard to Caffeinates - $54"
9x 2.5-oz packets of "Cocoa Is for Cthulhu" hot cocoa mix, with an image of a baby Cthulhu holding a cup of cocoa on the front. Text reads: "Add 9 Cocoa Is for Cthulhus - $54"

Blam! A 9-pack of your favorite beverage, available as an add-on…as soon as we cross that $9K threshold!

Backer Milestones

At 160 backers, you unlocked The PreyGround #1, 28-page horror comic by Madelaine Salvage!

The cover of "The Preyground" comic book shows a child trying to run away from a shadowy monster who holds him up by marionette strings.

At 170 backers, you unlocked The Grey In Between: A Saga of Heroes and Villains 149-page book by Frank martin!

The cover of "The Grey In Between" by Frank Martin shows a hand cupping a ball of floating flame, all in black and white.

And at 180 backers, you're going to unlock Turner Family Terrors #1, 30-page Horror/Comedy/Adventure comic by Robert Krisch and Aleksandar Bozic Ske!

The cover of "Turner Family Terrors #1: Night Terrors"  shows black-and-white drawings of many characters on a red-and-black background.

We're so close to that 180-backer milestone, we're sure to hit it before the campaign ends!

If you're a tried and true fan of Cthulhu, you may have already backed our friends' Cthulhu-crazed campaigns.

Like one of the "Cthulhu Invades…" series from Travis Gibb at Orange Cone Productions!

If you've backed one of those campaigns, we want to say a big thank-you for supporting indie creators on Kickstarter!

We'll send you an free extra beverage when you…

  • First, back our campaign at a physical level.
  • Then, head over to our comments page, and tell us what you like about the TarMucks campaign.
  • Last, use a hashtag to tell us which other campaign you backed: #CthulhuInvades!

That's it! You'll get a totally free extra beverage with your rewards!

We're excited to count down the last hours of the campaign with you, fam. And we're even more excited to get these rewards into your hands…and your trees into the ground.

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

Cthulhu Minifig + Gods of Azurn Unlocked!
almost 2 years ago – Wed, Jul 20, 2022 at 09:22:16 PM

Well, would you look at that, TarMucks backer?

As we enter the last days of this epic, eldritch campaign, we've got a pal to introduce to you…

Meet the Custom Cthulhu Minifig

Complete with a monster-sized mug of TarMucks and dad bod extraordinaire, this custom Cthulhu minifig  created by Saber-Scorpion just for this campaign will melt your heart along with your tenuous grip on sanity!

He's available at our top reward tier—5) Cthulhu Takes All—and also as an add-on for backers at every level!

How to Order Your  Minifig:

  • Backers at physical pledge levels can add him to their order by clicking "Manage My Pledge" and choosing the Cthulhu minifig in the add-ons section. 
  • Backers at digital-only levels can up their pledge, then hit "Manage My Pledge" or order their minifig after the campaign in BackerKit!

And, while we're here, we should tell you…

You've unlocked a new backer milestone!

Gods of Azurn Unlocked!

Now, every backer will receive an exclusive 37-page digital preview of Gods of Aazurn by Gary Scott Beatty! 

Here's a peek at that eldritch goodness…

About Gods of Azurn:

Cyclopean gods and eldritch monsters shuffle through four complete stories, plus a look at the art of the Gods of Aazurn Kickstarter Exclusive graphic novel! Creepy, cosmic stories from the Gods of Aazurn webcomic.

Up Next:

When we've amassed 130 backers, we're going to unleash The Poe Murders #1, a 33-page comic book from James Mascia and Arti Kahn.

About ThePoeMurders:

The Edgar Allan Poe stories and poems come together in a single murder mystery. Notes are appearing around the town of Bellgrave, bearing a single word: Nevermore. These notes begin appearing as a string of murders hits the town. Can Inspector Dupin uncover the plot before the whole town is dead?

We can't wait to unlock the creepiness of The Poe Murders at 130 backers, and to send your custom Cthulhu minifigs your way! 

Thanks for getting us this far…let's keep it going for the next 51 hours!

—Your friends Jayel and Lynsey at Oneshi Press

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So join Hercules, Pippa, Hermes, and the rest of The 13th Labor creative team on this crazy adventure and help us bring it to life!

Click HERE to Visit "The 13th Labor"!

Stretch Goals, Milestones, & A FREE Beverage!
almost 2 years ago – Wed, Jul 20, 2022 at 06:10:38 PM

Hey, TarMucks fam,

We are absolutely BLOWN AWAY by your support in the last days of this campaign! Thank you all so much for being here to support our efforts to keep Cthulhu asleep, humankind caffeinated, and forests thriving!

With all of your help, we've blown past several stretch goals and milestones! Drum roll, please…

Stretch Goals Unlocked!

At $5.5K, you unlocked…

A framed 5x7" art print of 20's Radio Guy, an older white man in a bowler hat, red suspenders, and a red bow tie. He has bushy white eyebrows and a mustache, and is holding a TarMucks logo mug.  Text reads: "20's Radio Guy unlocked as add-ons. 5x7" art print $10 USD. Everyone gets a digital copy"!

At $6K, you unlocked…

A framed 5x7" art print of Dudethulhu, a mashup of Cthulhu and The Dude from The Big Lebowsky. He is wearing sunglasses, flip-flops, blue K.F. Kat Fish shorts, and a brown bathrobe left open in the front to show his belly. He is holding a TarMucks coffee mug and saying, "Dudethulhu abids…" Text reads: "Dudethulhu unlocked as add-ons. 5x7" art print $10 USD. Everyone gets a digital copy!"

At $6.5K, you unlocked…

An 8x10" aluminum metal sign of the TarMucks logo, featuring Cthulhu with a pentacle on his forehead in teal on a white background, with the words "Get Java" below the image. Text reads: "TarMucks Metal Sign unlocked as add-ons. 8x10" metal sign $29 USD."

And at $7K, you unlocked TarMucks enamel pins! 

They're 1.25" across, with a hard enamel surface and metal butterfly backing, so it will stick with you just as hard as the eldritch horror of knowing about Cthulhu's very existence. We'll show you the pins very soon, so stay tuned…

You can now add any of these add-ons to your order here in Kickstarter by hitting "Manage My Pledge" (for those backing at physical rewards tiers), or after the campaign in BackerKit (for those backing at digital-only levels)!

Backer Milestones!

Every ten backers, we unlock a new digital comic or book for ALL our backers! 

At 130 backers, you unlocked The Poe Murders, a 33-page comic book by James Mascia and Arti Khan!

The cover of "The Poe Murders" by James Mascia and Arti Kahn shows a white man in a brown jacket and fedora reading a note. To the side is a raven feather and a hand clutching a blood-stained paper that reads: "Nevermore."

At 140 backers, you unlocked GalaxaFreaks: Dark Vibes #1, a 32-page comic from Andrew Pawley! 

The cover of "Galaxafreaks: Dark Vibes" #1 by Andrew Pawley shows a small white-faced alien in an orange jump suit fighting a green alien with a purple-and-green striped helmet on.

At 150 backers, you unlocked "Schism Act 1" by Mark Abnett & Chris Connelly, a 28-page sci-fi comic! 

The cover of "Schism: Act 1" by Mark Abnett and Chris Connelly shows a person in a space suit standing on top of the stone tower of a castle in the snow, with the night sky and a disintegrating moon behind them.

Want a Free Extra Beverage?

If you're a tried and true fan of Cthulhu, you may have already backed our friends' Cthulhu-crazed campaigns. 

Like one of the "Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell" series from Russell Nohelty at Wannabe Press, which pairs deliciously with our "Cthulhu Is Hard to Caffeinate" decaf coffee.

"Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell: The Terrible Twos" hardcover book and "Cthulhu Is Hard to Caffeinate" decaf coffee.

Or one of the "C Is for Cthulhu" campaigns from our pal Tyler James at ComixTribe, which we're pairing with our "Cocoa Is for Cthulhu" scrumptiously eldritch hot cocoa mix!

"C Is for Cthulhu" kids board book beside "Cocoa Is for Cthulhu" hot cocoa.

If you've backed one of these campaigns, we want to say a big thank-you for supporting indie creators on Kickstarter!

We'll send you an free extra beverage when you…

  • First, back our campaign at a physical level.
  • Then, head over to our comments page, and tell us what you like about the TarMucks campaign.
  • Last, use a hashtag to tell us which other campaign you backed: #CthulhuIsHardtoSpell or #CIsforCthulhu!

That's it! You'll get a totally free extra beverage with your rewards!

Thanks again for being here, you amazing Cthulhu fan!

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

Exclusive Art Print: Pocus v. Cthulhu!
almost 2 years ago – Tue, Jul 19, 2022 at 10:19:00 AM

Hey, TarMucks fam!

We're in the home stretch for TarMucks, and we're unveiling one of our secret weapons!

We've partnered with the creative team behind Pocus Hocus #1-4: a dark, humorous, and magical comic series to bring you a stunning, Kickstarter-exclusive art piece by Pocus Hocus artist Brian Balondo, featuring their main character, Pocus, fighting a TarMucks-wielding Cthulhu!

Check out "Pocus v. Cthulhu"!

Soooo coooool, right?! You want a copy for yourself? 

How to get it:

This is an exclusive art print only for folks who have backed both campaigns! 

All you need to do to reserve your limited-edition art print is:

That's it! Complete those three steps, and you'll get Brian Balondo's "Pocus v. Cthulhu" with your TarMucks rewards!

About Pocus Hocus:

Pocus Hocus is the hilarious and dark tale of a magician who sells his soul to a demon for actual magical powers. Years later, he wants his soul back. But, before that can happen, the demon demands Pocus’s help in a dark deed gone wrong. How can Pocus get out of this? Will he ever get his soul back? What are the real motives of the pink bunny that joins him on stage? 

A magician never reveals his secrets…except in these four issues and the trade paperback, all available now on Kickstarter!

Click HERE to back "Pocus Hocus"!

We're so psyched about this team-up, and we hope you are, too! 

Can't wait to count down the next few days together.

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

Stretch Goal #3 Unlocked! Postcards for Everyone!
almost 2 years ago – Mon, Jul 18, 2022 at 04:46:00 AM

Well, hello there, TarMucks fam,

With your support, we just blew past our third stretch goal by hitting $5K in funding! Fhtagn, that's fantastic! Thank you so much for your support of comics, coffee, and cups against Cthulhu.

Unlocked! TarMucks Postcard!

You've unlocked a totally gorgeous TarMucks logo postcard with every physical reward we ship!

This stunning piece of TarMucks history is the opposite of a mullet. It's party in the front…business in the back! 

The TarMucks postcard featuring Cthulhu with text reading: "Love Coffee. Hate Doom. Get Java." Side text reads: "TarMucks postcard unlocked! Everyone who gets a physical reward will get one, free!"

That's because while the art is totally hang-on-the-wall worthy…it's also 100% mailable as a postcard!

The back of a TarMucks logo postcard shows that it is mailable. Text reads: "Cthulhu wants you asleep. TarMucks keeps you awake. Love coffee. Hate doom. Get Java."
Business in the back.

And now, everyone getting a physically mailed reward gets one!

Next up:

When we hit $5.5K in funding, we'll unlock a new art print: 20s Radio Guy

A 5x7" framed print of 20's Radio Guy, a white man with round ears, round glasses, and bushy white eyebrows and mustache in a bowler hat, suspenders, and bow tie, holds a cup of TarMucks coffee. Text reads: "20's Radio Guy, to be unlocked as an add-on at $5.5K. 5x7" art print $10 USD. Everyone will get a digital copy!"

Everyone will get a digital copy, and we'll unlock a 5x7" physical print as an add-on

You are the ding-dang-diddly best for being here. Thanks so much for helping us build this momentum. Let's keep it going!

—You friends Jayel and Lynsey at Oneshi Press

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