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TarMucks: Cthulhu Corporate Coffee, Comic, & Cup

Created by Oneshi Press

Cthulhu wants you asleep. TarMucks keeps you awake. Cthulhu-themed coffee, cups, comics, and more inside! Prices include shipping in the US.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Fulfillment Complete!
over 1 year ago – Wed, Jan 18, 2023 at 11:20:35 AM

Hey, TarMucks fam!

We're pleased to announce that TarMucks rewards are fulfilled

With the exception of a few folks whose surveys are still not completed, and one person for whom we had to special order an item…

All other rewards have shipped!

Let's all take a moment to high-five!

Ah, that felt good!

Now, we have some news to share with you…

TarMucks on the Oneshi Press Store!

We're proud to announce that TarMucks coffee, cups, comics, and some great new TarMucks merch are all now available on the Oneshi Press online store!

You could grab some extra Get Java at a bulk discount…

Or try our brand-new Xtra Dark roast…

Or nab a TarMucks logo embroidered patch

Or grab a TarMucks logo shirt

Or a ceramic mug, or a sticker, or a pin, or even a whole TarMucks bundle!

You get the idea! We've got lots of TarMucks goodies! And you can order them whenever you like!

Simply go to…

oneshipress.com/tarmucks

…to start shopping!

Or Leave a Review

We'd love to hear what you think of your rewards, and there's no better place to drop a photo and a few thoughts than on the product page for the item on the Oneshi Press store! 

You can find the item you're reviewing at…

oneshipress.com/tarmucks

Your reviews help other folks decide if they want to buy, and even helps our SEO! Win-win!

We absolutely can't thank you enough for being a part of this epic campaign, and we can't wait to hear what you think!

Safe & Swift,

—Your friends at Oneshi Press, Jayel & Lynsey

Here's Another Campaign You'll Love…

The Mountains of Madness - Brand New Deluxe Edition

In 1932, two years after the first Antarctic expedition, a second expedition sets off. Before the expedition leaves, a stranger gives a notebook to the director of the cruise Howard Pym – who is a professor at the University of Miskatonic – asking him to read it before they reach Antarctica. Preoccupied with the voyage ahead, he forgets about it.

In this new edition we've added a beautiful new cover, endpapers for the hardback, additional internal art and improved lettering. We will hopefully be adding even more via stretch goals as we progress through the campaign.

Click HERE to Visit The Mountains of Madness - Brand New Deluxe Edition!

75% Fulfilled!
over 1 year ago – Sat, Jan 07, 2023 at 08:29:17 PM

Hello again, darling TarMucks drinkers!

We're thrilled to say that, even with all the shipping delays and federal holidays, we've bumped up to 75% fulfilled this week! 

Here's how things look inside Oneshi Press HQ:

So. Many. Boxes!

We hope to have every last package shipped by the middle of next week!

In the meantime, we want to say a gigantic THANK YOU to those who have tagged us in photos and videos of your items, left comments, or sent us messages about your TarMucks goodies! 

We absolutely love seeing our products out in the world! Keep 'em coming!

And here's the best way to send them to us…

Leave a Review!

As one of the OG supporters of TarMucks, your opinions on these products mean the most! 

That's why we're inviting YOU to be the first to review our products on our online store! 

How to review our products:

  •  Just click here to visit the TarMucks page on our store
  • Find the product you'd like to review
  • Drop a few lines about your experience with the products! Photos encouraged!

Product reviews help new customers decide if these products are right for them, so your thoughts could really help us get TarMucks out to more people…and keep Cthulhu and his kin safely asleep in their gigantic beds beneath the sea!

We'll keep you posted about fulfillment, so stay tuned!

Safe & Swift,

—Your friends at Oneshi Press, Jayel & Lynsey

Here's Another Campaign We Love…

Death's Dream Kingdom

IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU DREAM

Jessica Antilles and her crew, aboard the sentient vessel Grayvolken, are tasked with finding a new home for their dying world. But the creature on board has other plans for them.

Click HERE to Visit "Death's Dream Kingdom"!

50% Fulfilled!
over 1 year ago – Sat, Dec 31, 2022 at 07:21:34 PM

Hello, TarMucks fam!

We're thrilled to say that we've shipped out nearly 50% of your rewards!

This fulfillment process is a bit more complicated than most, since we're sending out lots of freebies and extras with a lot of these packages. 

So, we apologize for the slow pace we're setting, but we want to be sure to get each order perfect. And we certainly hope that you love your rewards so much that they're worth the wait!

We'll be working through this holiday weekend to get the rest of your rewards out to you as soon as possible!

What Do You Think?

For those of you who have received your rewards already, we're super curious to hear what you think!

Please feel free to leave comments here, or to message or email us at [email protected] with questions, comments, or concerns! 

Show Us Your Goodies!

And we'd absolutely love to see any photos or videos of your rewards posted on social media, too! We're @oneshipress on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

Here are a few images we've received already…

Thanks again for loving coffee, Cthulhu, and comics as much as we do! You fhtagn rock!

—Your friends at Oneshi Press, Jayel & Lynsey

Here's A Peek at Our Next Campaign…

Children of Gaia: The Mag Tower - TTRPG Zine

A foreign power has invaded Rendaraia, laying waste to its most ancient civilizations. Now, soldiers descend upon the realm's last stronghold of magical power: the Mag Tower, hidden for years in the deepest forests of Mitheraia.

The Mag are reclusive sorcerers, fierce warriors, and the guardians of the fabled Mage Stones—powerful relics that they've sworn to protect with the potent magic they wield…and with their very lives.

House Vargas is the military leader of the Terran Empire, and it will stop at nothing to gain total control of Rendaraia's greatest treasures. The empire's most experienced soldiers have been dispatched deep into Mitheran territory to retrieve the mage stones…at any cost.

In the Mag Tower TTRPG, you can play either side in the epic battle to protect—or to steal—the Mage Stones!

Click HERE to Follow the Mag Tower Pre-Launch Page!

BEVERAGES ARE HERE!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Dec 22, 2022 at 09:25:32 PM

Guess what, TarMucks backer??

They're here!

The beverages have arrived at Oneshi Press HQ! They look fantastic, and they taste even better! 

We absolutely can't wait to share them it with you, so first thing tomorrow, we'll start packing them up and sending them out to you! 

We'll keep you updated on the fulfillment process, so keep your eyes open for updates, emails, and deliveries!

Safe & Swift,

—Your friends at Oneshi press, Jayel & Lynsey

Here's Another Project We Love…

CENTRALIA

The ground in and around Centralia has warmed so much, it’s impossible to stand on without melting. Those who survive long enough will be confronted with carnivorous birds, collapsing buildings, and the trigger-happy Simia Nasalis, armed with bazookas and stilts. Against their better judgement, a group of adventurers set out to discover the treasure of gold hidden away at the heart of the abandoned town.

Click HERE to Visit "Centralia"!

Big Bummer: 🌨️ Winter Storms = Shipping Delays 😭
over 1 year ago – Tue, Dec 20, 2022 at 07:55:46 PM

Hello again, dearest TarMucks drinker,

We have a Big Bummer™ to share with you today. 😭 Winter weather has further delayed the delivery of our beverages to Oneshi Press HQ. 🌨️

Rather than being delivered today, as projected, UPS is now predicting that they will be delivered on Wednesday.

Winter storm warnings are effect from today through Wednesday, with snow accumulation ranging from 2 to 10 inches, wind chills of 30 below zero, and 35 mph winds. With all this on the way, it's possible that the beverage delivery will be even further delayed. 

That would be an even Bigger Bummer™…but it's also just speculation right now. Whatever happens, we'll keep you informed with updates

Feel free to send good vibes to us, as well as prayers to Cthulhu and his kin for less snow than the weather folks are predicting!

Stay warm out there, folks!

—Your friends at Oneshi Press, Jayel & Lynsey

Here's Another Project We Love…

System Error

System Error follows ITTO, a tourism robot turned relic, on his quest through a deserted British landscape to fulfill his primary function: to help people. Through 6 issues, the reactivated ITTO overcomes many challenges posed by a robot-strewn environment no longer controlled by humanity.

Click HERE to Visit "System Error"!