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TarMucks: Cthulhu Corporate Coffee, Comic, & Cup

Created by Oneshi Press

Cthulhu wants you asleep. TarMucks keeps you awake. Cthulhu-themed coffee, cups, comics, and more inside! Prices include shipping in the US.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Fhtagn! Orders Locked & Fulfillment Under Way!
over 1 year ago – Fri, Sep 09, 2022 at 09:09:03 PM

Hey there, TarMucks fam!

Fhtagn great news! We've locked orders and charged cards for additional items purchased through BackerKit…and now the fulfillment can truly begin!

(If you ordered anything in BackerKit, you should receive an e-mail about your card being charged. Keep an eye on your inbox to make sure everything goes smoothly!)

Stay tuned for updates on your digital and physical rewards as we slither closer to the ultimate goal—keeping Cthulhu and his kin asleep while we stay awake with cups upon cups of delicious TarMucks coffee!

In the meantime, here's something new for your consideration…

Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2!

Our zombie comedy series, Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2, is live on Kickstarter right now! We just launched, and we want you to be the first to back this epic comic book!

Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2 available in print and digital!

In Act 1: To Save Himself, the original zom-com caper, our half-goblin reluctant hero is infected with the ZMB virus. But rather than coming back as un-dead, he's cursed with a skeletal sidekick named Spooky, who helps him run for his life…er…fight ferociously against a mutant ZMB, a horde of horrifying, hungry shamblers, a be-dead-ed barkeep, and an unholy cow!

Now, in Act 2: The Hecking Heck of It, Mr. Guy and his re-un-dead-ified pal must face all the hecking hecks in Heck, the Dark Lord’s darkest hole, a doom swamp, a crankypants orisha, Elder Gods, a seriously gnarly necromancer, and more. Even worse, they have to spend another whole book together as they try to cure the zombie apocalypse so they can break the curse that binds them together.

Written by our very own Jayel Draco, with the talents of 12 featured artists each telling one 8-page arc of this hilariously irreverent story, Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter will thrill, chill, and crack you up on every one of more than 100 pages!

Click Here to Back Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2!

If you liked TarMucks, you're going to love this tongue-in-cheek takedown of all things zombie and geeky!

—Your friends Jayel and Lynsey at Oneshi Press

Heads Up! We're Locking Orders Soon!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Sep 01, 2022 at 10:57:41 PM

Heads up, TarMucks fam!

It's nearly time for us to lock your orders in BackerKit! We'll be hitting the "Lock" button on Monday, September 5 so we can finalize our item counts and place orders with all our manufacturers.

Have You Completed Your Survey?

First of all: If you haven't yet completed your backer survey, now's the time to do it!

Backer surveys only take a few moments to complete. And they're super-duper important because they provide us with all the information we need to get the correct rewards to you at the correct address. In fact, in most cases, we actually can't send your rewards out unless we have a survey from you! 

Complete your survey by clicking here!

 Check Your Order!

Second, now's a great time to double-check your order to be sure you've got all the items you want! Once we lock your order, you won't be able to make any adjustments. So now's the time to take a look at what's in your cart and take a look around our BackerKit store to see if there's anything else you'd like!

Check your order by clicking here!

Once we've locked orders, we'll be charging credit cards for any additional items purchased in BackerKit. We're planning to lock orders and charge cards on the same day—Monday, September 5! That means that now's a great time to be sure the card you've got on file is still active and usable!

Then, Get Ready for Rewards!

Once orders are locked and cards are charged, we'll be ordering all physical rewards and preparing all digital rewards for distribution! So get ready, TarMucks fam…it's all happening soon!

In the meantime, pat yourself on the back for your discerning taste and the fact that, very soon, there will be a tree planted in your name! 

You rock!

Fhtagn!

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

Here's Another Campaign You'll Dig…

The Miskatonic High Yearbook

Welcome to Miskatonic High, the comic series about the monsters who reside in a small New England town and the teenagers who ride the bus with them. Inspired by  the works of H.P. Lovecraft and other pulp genre fiction, and skewered with our sarcastic sense of humor, this is a series unlike anything you've read.

People have been asking for a yearbook since we began and we've been putting together ideas for it to make it the best that we can ever since. But more than that, we want it to be a celebration of the people who have allowed us to make Miskatonic High... namely you! So we're giving you the opportunity to be in it! 

Click HERE to Visit "Miskatonic High Yearbook"!

Digital Rewards #1—Backer Milestone Bonuses + Thanks!
over 1 year ago – Sun, Aug 28, 2022 at 03:47:50 PM

This post is for backers only. Please visit Kickstarter.com and log in to read.

Surveys Due Tomorrow + "Hey There, Cthulhu"!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Aug 18, 2022 at 07:56:00 PM

Fhtagn, dear backer!

This is your last notice that, if you want to see your name on the thank-you page of our website or in the TarMucks: Origins comic book…tomorrow's your last chance to complete your backer survey!

How to Complete Your Backer Survey:

Be sure to complete yours by the end of the day on Friday, August 19 so we can say THANK YOU for your amazing, awesome, totally rad support for TarMucks!

We're busy putting together your digital rewards, and we hope to send them out sometime in the next two weeks.

In the meantime, we absolutely needed to share this amazing Cthulhu melody with you! A backer named Alyson pointed it out to us in the project's comments, and we can't stop laughing at this re-imagining of "Hey There Delilah" with a much more eldritch flavor…

We hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Till next time…

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

Here's Another Campaign You Might Enjoy…

The Omens Graphic Novel

Maggie Goodwin isn’t your typical teenager. Instead of the average teen dramas, Maggie hears voices in her head. She begins to be able to move things without touching them. She sees mysterious figures at night. She is haunted by her dreams. Bad luck abounds. Is it all just a dream? An overactive imagination? Or worse yet…is she losing her mind?

And then THEY appear. Wolf soldiers. Men in Black. Aliens. The giant. The angel. The rat. Chaos reigns. But what do they want and why do they need her? It seems Maggie Goodwin is special…and now she is on the run. Can she unlock the mystery before it’s too late?

Click HERE to Visit "The Omens Graphic Novel"!

Surveys Due in One Week!
over 1 year ago – Sat, Aug 13, 2022 at 02:45:22 AM

Hello again, TarMucks fan!

This is just a quick update to remind you that backer surveys are due next Friday, August 19!

 So far, you ROCK STARS have completed nearly 80% of surveys, with just over 40 people still remaining. 

Badass!

Let's keep the momentum going and get those remaining 40-ish surveys completed!

If you haven't completed your survey yet:

Thanks so much for being amazing, folks!

In other news…

The TarMucks enamel pins have arrived! 

And, folks, they look incredible! We're so excited to get these out to those who ordered them. And, in the meantime, here's a quick photo!

We're also working out the details of planting a tree for every one of you with One Tree Planted! Stay tuned while we finalize those plans in the next few weeks.

—Your friends Jayel and Lynsey at Oneshi Press

(PS - Don't forget to follow our pre-launch page for Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter #1-2 before we launch!)

Here's Another Project You'll Love…

Reanimator Incorporated

Based on H.P. Lovecraft’s ‘Herbert West - Reanimator’, Reanimator Incorporated is a complete reimagining of the original story.

Defying death comes at a cost; a cost maniacal scientist, Herbert West, is not prepared to pay or even acknowledge. Despite prophetic protests from his wife Gabby, and his partner Cain, West’s relentlessness manifests fractures in both his own reality and Beyond. Meanwhile, West’s son Mike, is lost in limbo. A friendly guide proffers an unfriendly choice: death, or enter the Inferno.

Click HERE to Visit "Reanimator Incorporated!"