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TarMucks: Cthulhu Corporate Coffee, Comic, & Cup

Created by Oneshi Press

Cthulhu wants you asleep. TarMucks keeps you awake. Cthulhu-themed coffee, cups, comics, and more inside! Prices include shipping in the US.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Mount TarMucks: Mugs, Comics, & More!
over 1 year ago – Wed, Oct 05, 2022 at 09:55:57 PM

It's all coming together, TarMucks fan!

Behold…Mount TarMucks

Check out this epic haul!


It's about half of the rewards we've gotten in so far, and we're still waiting on coffee and cocoa! Storage unit, here we come!

Travel Mugs Are In!

In the meantime, here's a shot of the TarMucks hot/cold travel cups.

We could NOT be happier with how they look! They've got that sleek corporate coffee chain style, yet their reusable, dishwasher-safe, BPA-free, and biodegradable! Epic!

Now, here's a look at the TarMucks: Origins minicomic!

The print quality is fantastic, especially that shot of Cthulhu's backside. We can't wait for you to see them in real life!

Last Chance for Mr. Guy!

In the meantime, we're inviting you to the last 24 hours of our Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter campaign

Hint: Mr. Guy meets Cthulhu in Act 2!

If you've been holding off on backing it, now's your last chance! 

Preorder this hilarious send-up of all things zombie as our half-goblin half-pint hero tries to save himself by saving us all from the zombie apocalypse! 

We've got goodies galore, backer bonuses, and giveaways for all backers, not to mention a tree planted for every single pledge!

Back Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter - Acts 1 & 2 Now!

Exclusive Sticker + Mailing List Updates!
over 1 year ago – Sat, Sep 24, 2022 at 09:07:38 PM

Hey hey, TarMucks drinker!

We've got two pieces of news for you today, and we think you're going to dig 'em both!

1. We've Got a Sticker JUST for You!

Since TarMucks drinkers are undeniably some of the coolest people around, we thought it'd be cool to give you something extra special when you back the Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter campaign!

How about this sweet, shiny, un-dead, holographic sticker?

Cute, right? 

Here's how to get your sticker:

That's it! We'll slip a FREE, un-dead smiley sticker in with your other rewards when we fulfill later this year!

2. We've Added You to Our Mailing Lists (If You Opted In)

In our surveys for TarMucks, we asked if you'd like to join our mailing lists for Dream Fuel and/or the Zombie Adoption Program

For those of you who said yes, we wanted to give you a heads-up that we've added you!

That means you'll start getting welcome messages and regular mailings, including behind-the-scenes peaks into what we're up to, free comics, and lots more!

Be sure to check all your folders and mark us as "Not Spam" so you don't miss any updates from Oneshi Press!

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

Here's Another Campaign You'll Love…

Vampire Giraffe

This Kickstarter is offering a super limited edition ashcan comic book about a giraffe that becomes a vampire. But it is way more than that. 

When you back this project, you get to tell artist Caleb Palmquist what to add to the print. Just comment on the Kickstarter and tell him to add something to the print, and he'll do it. The final print will be a ridiculous image crowdsourced by you, the backers.

Check out Vampire Giraffe!

Your Digital Rewards Await!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Sep 22, 2022 at 10:30:12 PM

Fhtagn, TarMucks drinker!

We're pleased to announce that ALL your digital rewards are ready and waiting for you!

Here's how to get your digital rewards

If you haven't completed your backer survey yet, don't worry—you can do that using the link above, then access your rewards when it's completed!

We feel like the Sect handing out TarMucks...

Dive right in to your digital comics, theme songs, digital art, DIY paper craft toys, and more! We can't wait to hear what you think!

One of our favorite rewards going out today is…

Your Tree-Planting Certificate!

On Tuesday afternoon, we purchased the planting of 186 trees through One Tree Planted! That's a tree for every single backer on this campaign!

We opted to have the experts at One Tree Planted decide where those trees are most needed in global reforestation efforts. They keep track of what areas need trees to help local ecosystems most after natural disasters like floods, landslides, and wildfires. 

That means that each and every TarMucks backer will now have a tree growing in their honor somewhere in the world that really, really needs that tree. How awesome is that?

Here's a quick shot of the certificate they gave us to show you (you'll also find a PDF of the certificate in your digital rewards).

We've also set up a Forest Fundraiser page for Oneshi Press, where you can donate anytime you like! Every dollar donated goes directly to One Tree Planted and plants one tree—no ifs, ands, or buts. $1 = 1 tree. Period!

Thanks so much for helping us save the world from Cthulhu with comics, coffee, and cups!

—Your friends Lynsey & Jayel at Oneshi Press

We're Planting Even More Trees With…

Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter!

We're halfway through the Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2 campaign, and we're gearing up to plant a tree for every backer there, as well!

In fact, we're just ONE backer away from unlocking a beautiful art print that shows a team-up between Cthulhu and Mr. Guy to plant trees! 

Here's a peek at the Kickstarter-exclusive art print by Jayel Draco.

We're just ONE backer away from unlocking this print!

Turns out Mr. Guy and Cthulhu actually have a lot in common. They both love trees…and TarMucks coffee, of course! 

Plus, they have secret mutual interest that you'll only find revealed in Act 2 of the Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter comic!

Click here to find out what it is in Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter!

Fulfillment Progress!
over 1 year ago – Sat, Sep 17, 2022 at 06:56:13 AM

Hey there, TarMucks fam!

We're so psyched to show you that plushies and books have arrived from the C Is for Cthulhu folks!

C Is for Cthulhu and Cthulhu Plushies

And our big box o' books from Wannabe Press has also arrived!

Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell: The Terrible Twos and Ichabod Jones: Monster Hunter #1
Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell: The Terrible Twos and Ichabod Jones: Monster Hunter #1

On top of all that, all orders for biodegradable, reusable hot/cold cups AND ceramic mugs have been placed! 

 Fulfillment is well and truly under way! We can't wait to get these goodies into your hands!

—Your pals at Oneshi Press

Here's Another Project You'll Dig…

Company of the Eagle

The Continent of Ashoka is home to many peoples: the spiritual Tulkans, an indigenous culture who have dwelled since creation, and the fierce Völsun Clans, ax-wielding, blonde-haired warriors who sailed for these shores eons ago. Both lived in relative peace until the arrival of the Gallian Empire and other kingdoms from across the sea. Now the colonists look West. Beyond the Cinder Mountains, it is said, dwells the realm of the Horned Ones.

Only the Great Eagles, giant flying beings born of Light, can hold back the march of the Horned Ones, and their blight from consuming the world. There is only one problem: the Eagles haven’t been seen in hundreds of years... until now! 

Click HERE to Visit "Company of the Eagle"!

Whoops! Heckin' Technical Difficulties…
over 1 year ago – Fri, Sep 09, 2022 at 09:09:24 PM

Hey, TarMucks fam!

We discovered about an hour ago that the link we provided to Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2 in our last update isn't working due to a server outage!

Oh no!

But lucky for us, there's another link that'll get you to our zombie-comedy comic in no time, so we wanted to send it your way…

Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2!

Click here for a link that works!

Our zombie comedy series, Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2, is live on Kickstarter right now! We just launched, and we want you to be the first to back this epic comic book!

In Act 1: To Save Himself, the original zom-com caper, our half-goblin reluctant hero is infected with the ZMB virus. But rather than coming back as un-dead, he's cursed with a skeletal sidekick named Spooky, who helps him run for his life…er…fight ferociously against a mutant ZMB, a horde of horrifying, hungry shamblers, a be-dead-ed barkeep, and an unholy cow!

Now, in Act 2: The Hecking Heck of It, Mr. Guy and his re-un-dead-ified pal must face all the hecking hecks in Heck, the Dark Lord’s darkest hole, a doom swamp, a crankypants orisha, Elder Gods, a seriously gnarly necromancer, and more. Even worse, they have to spend another whole book together as they try to cure the zombie apocalypse so they can break the curse that binds them together.

Written by our very own Jayel Draco, with the talents of 12 featured artists each telling one 8-page arc of this hilariously irreverent story, Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter will thrill, chill, and crack you up on every one of more than 100 pages!

Click Here to Back Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter, Acts 1 & 2!

If you liked TarMucks, you're going to love this tongue-in-cheek takedown of all things zombie and geeky!

—Your friends Jayel and Lynsey at Oneshi Press